the words i can't take back

so michael roberts and i have this thing. no, it's not romantic, at least most of the time. there was that one sunset on the vegas strip in 05'....

he likes the maple leafs. i like the canadiens. for those outside of canada or from canada who ignore what most people talk about in canada, these are hockey teams. now it is a pre-requisite for a montreal canadiens fan to hate the maple leafs, and in extreme cases, some of their fans. the same goes for toronto maple leafs fans. although, their hatred is a symptom of jealousy and not just pure, unbridled spite for the dumbest organization in pro sports, like me.

michael has this crazy idea in his head that toronto will make the playoffs. in my typical witty and talk before you think fashion, i told him that if they made the playoffs, i would eat poop stained underwear and post in on the internet. ha ha, all in good fun right? no. a bet is a bet. the bible teaches that we should let our yes be yes and our no be no. so i think jesus is telling me that if the maple leafs make the playoffs, i have to eat my poop stained underwear. after all, it's in the bible. stay tuned for the final result in a couple weeks.

just for the record, i don't actually have poop stained underwear.